The Ultimate Proclaimers Experience

Witness the ultimate 'The Proclaimers' fan experience with this interactive work of perseverance that asks the question: are you man enough to walk 500 miles? If so, how about 500 more? Featuring roughly 300 hours of gameplay, prove that you are indeed the true superfan of 80s Scottish rock duos.

How to play: 

Computer: Alternate pressing the Q (left foot) and E (right foot) keys (quickly!) to keep your pace up and advance toward your destination (generally referred to as "your door") and complete your ultimate goal (see: falling down).

Mobile: Tap the left and right sides of the screen alternately, instead.

The game will save your progression, so you are free to come back anytime when you have a spare moment or two and work on your progress. 

You're not a quitter...are you? 

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If you enjoy music related novelty games, consider checking out The Steven Tyler Calculator.

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Background: https://free-game-assets.itch.io/free-summer-pixel-art-backgrounds

Trees: https://bigbuckbunny.itch.io/trees-assets-pack

Song: You're joking, right?